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A battle of wits
Iskra’s heart was beating like a Gruul war drum as she tried making herself as small as possible. Hiding in a gap between a pair of large bookshelves she was eyeing the opening nervously. It was only through concerted mental effort that she managed to control her breathing again. The noise of her chipped breaths seemed to echo throughout the large room in her ears. Outside in the large library, there was someone or something, looking for her.
She knew she had been onto something special when she had come across an old diary entry that had made mention of a private collection that had recently changed owners. Although recently might’ve been a rather generous phrase as the entry was dated at least a couple of hundred years ago. The previous owner’s demise had not been made entirely clear but she reckoned it had probably happened through some underhanded means. But what had been far more interesting had been some of the books mentioned in the collection. While there wasn
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Literature
A bird's eye view
Copilot: “Man I wish I had a beer and some popcorn right now.”
Pilot: “You wish, good luck trying to find some these days.”
C:“Hey, maybe I will, just so I can see your sorry face when I eat them.”
P:“Haha, as if. Now focus, the K will probably hit the coast any minute now-”
Radio: “Dome Head to all units, the Kaiju, nicknamed Ridley, is making landfall in five minutes, I repeat, five minutes.”
C:“Has anyone told command that Dome Head is perhaps a poor choice of words?”
P:“Maybe but that would bereave us of a good chuckle whenever they say it so hell no.”
C:“Good point. Look who has arrived by the way, the big J himself.”
P:“About time too.”
C:“Man, no matter how many times I see it I still get impressed by it.”
P:“Tell me about it. It looks like it means business. Oh hang on, I’ve got a bow wave forming to the west, that must be it.”
C:“Holy
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Literature
A difference of time
“Why do you even bother persisting with this?” He said heatedly, “You know how fleeting their lives are to us and before you even realize it she will have passed away from old age while you have barely aged a year. So please, I implore you, give up this foolish notion and leave her.”
She looked down at her feet before she balled her hands into fists and stared at him.
“Then let it remain that!” She replied with tears brimming in her eyes, “Let it be a fleeting moment, a mere drip in the stream of time! It will still be a moment I will cherish forever and ever until my last breath has been taken. And I will gladly do it all over again if I could! I absolutely refuse to remain cold and aloof like so many of us when there is so much one can do and feel and experience.”
He sighed in abject disappointment and turned his back to her.
“Very well, I see you have made your choice about which path you to travel down on, but beware it is a pat
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Literature
At the Market
It didn’t take him long to notice that she was missing. At first he tried calling out her name but with the general noise level at the market he realized it was futile endeavour so he resorted to simply walking back the way he came. He was annoyed, both at her for sneaking off like that and at himself for not paying enough attention to notice it. Especially since it hadn’t been the first time she’d snuck away to cause some kind of mischief or some other reason.
He suddenly felt someone tapping him on the shoulder and a voice talking in somewhat slurred common.
“Excuse me, is this yours?”
He turned around to see a large orc looking at him with a slightly annoyed expression.
“Pardon?” He replied back somewhat puzzled.
The orc raised his arm, attached to the forearm was a girl who was currently occupied with biting down as fiercely as she could while making various growling noises. The girl looked to be between five to eight years old and had pale
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Literature
Divine Visitation
“God be with you child for you have been chosen to-”
“Please, turn down the lightshow. I’m trying to sleep here.”
“But child, I bring you the joyous news that you are one of god’s chosen who are to ascend unto the heavens as part of the Rapture for lo the end times are nigh.”
“Not interested.”
“I beg you pardon child?”
“I said, not interested.”
“How can one not be filled with joy in knowing that you hath been chosen to ascend?”
“As I said, not interested.”
“But child, dark times are ahead. There will be strife and misery all around.”
“Seems to me you’re out a bit late then considering the circumstances.”
“But it will be of a magnitude far unseen before.”
“Still not interested in the Rapture. Nor am I mormon”
“Pardon child?”
“Nevermind. It’s too interesting to stay here. Might wanna check with the neighb
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Literature
Ravishing
“Where are you hiding poppet?”
“Poppet? Really Krug? We’re on a raid right now and here you go around calling people poppet?”
“Well what’s wrong with that?”
“Well first of all it sounds really dumb. Secondly, it sounds like you’re taking some girl out for a wine and dine.”
“Yeah, and?”
“We’re here to pillage this place. Not really wine and dine them.”
“Then what would you suggest? You seriously expect me to go “Pardon our intrusion miss, we are just here to ravish you a little”?”
“Well okay that might a bit too much but using over endearing phrases such as poppet feels incorrect on our situation as the pillaging warband.”
“So what do you want me to say? Snarl and growl?”
“Gods no. What do you take me for? A northern tribesman?”
“Then what am I supposed to say?”
“...”
“Well?”
“Give me a momen
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Literature
A difference of time
“Why do you even bother persisting with this?” He said heatedly, “You know how fleeting their lives are to us and before you even realize it she will have passed away from old age while you have barely aged a year. So please, I implore you, give up this foolish notion and leave her.”
She looked down at her feet before she balled her hands into fists and stared at him.
“Then let it remain that!” She replied with tears brimming in her eyes, “Let it be a fleeting moment, a mere drip in the stream of time! It will still be a moment I will cherish forever and ever until my last breath has been taken. And I will gladly do it all over again if I could! I absolutely refuse to remain cold and aloof like so many of us when there is so much one can do and feel and experience.”
He sighed in abject disappointment and turned his back to her.
“Very well, I see you have made your choice about which path you to travel down on, but beware it is a pat
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Literature
A speech
Ladies and gentlemen, honoured students, it’s with utmost joy I welcome you all to this graduation ceremony. You all came here, to this academy, a scant four years ago, from a multitude of backgrounds, some of you already possessing a multitude of skills under your belt while others still struggled to understand and coming to terms with what powers they had gained. Regardless of being born with them or acquiring them through accidents or other means. But what is important is that throughout your stay here you have all learnt how to master and control these skills and abilities and harness them as a force for good. I am sure many of you have made bonds of friendship and camaraderie here that will be considered unbreakable. Gods know that they have been tried and tested and that they will be tried and tested even more so in the future.
But it has also been a time here that has not been without its costs and many of us has felt the pangs of loss and the grief and thoughts that comes
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Literature
Itsy Bitsy
If he were to describe his state of mind as he woke up in less flowery terms it would’ve been crap. No, he groggily realized, he had descended beyond feeling like crap and firmly landed into the shit area.
In short, he felt like shit. His head was spinning in ways he didn’t know was even possible from the worst drunken bouts, and he was one with experience of some very heavy bouts of drinking and merriment. His mouth was like a salt desert and his tongue had apparently twisted itself into an unbreakable knot.
As he tried to raise his hands to his temples to apply some soothing pressure he discovered his second predicament. He was tied up. Really tied up.
Not in the way of being handcuffed to a bed stand by an amorous partner or by leather and rope by one of the so called Mistresses of the Dark, as they loved calling themselves. No in this case he was was wrapped up almost from head to toe while hanging-
He now realized he was also hanging upside down. In what seemed to be a
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Literature
Something something really bad day
There was a curt knock on the door. At first he didn’t quite hear as his work required some focus. As it was, trying to describe the courtship of some quasi unknown lady by some quasi unknown lord and trying to make that sound exciting in verse is not an easy task at times. Especially when the nobles in question just owned a small cluster of villages whose prime export was various kinds of root vegetables.
He was currently stuck trying to come up with a flowery verse about the lady’s turnips without it sounding bawdy when he heard the knock once more.
As he walked to the front door he wondered who it might be, because he most assuredly didn’t not expect anyone, his ‘muse’ and part-time mistress was away on a trip for at least a week if not more and he really hoped it wasn’t his patron or anyone related to him because then he’d have a really hard time.
He cast a glance at the large mechanical timepiece he had installed in the living room, just s
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Literature
A bird's eye view
Copilot: “Man I wish I had a beer and some popcorn right now.”
Pilot: “You wish, good luck trying to find some these days.”
C:“Hey, maybe I will, just so I can see your sorry face when I eat them.”
P:“Haha, as if. Now focus, the K will probably hit the coast any minute now-”
Radio: “Dome Head to all units, the Kaiju, nicknamed Ridley, is making landfall in five minutes, I repeat, five minutes.”
C:“Has anyone told command that Dome Head is perhaps a poor choice of words?”
P:“Maybe but that would bereave us of a good chuckle whenever they say it so hell no.”
C:“Good point. Look who has arrived by the way, the big J himself.”
P:“About time too.”
C:“Man, no matter how many times I see it I still get impressed by it.”
P:“Tell me about it. It looks like it means business. Oh hang on, I’ve got a bow wave forming to the west, that must be it.”
C:
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